Trundle Dump
The King of the Fall Guy Game
Hip Hop:
Funk Song:
Trundle Dump is the King of the Fall Guy Game
This particular president ruin everything they touches. Trundle Dump, take bribes to corrupt the government, deregulate, and prop up loyalty and people who give to him, while accepting all the blame and hate from all the people who are negatively effected. He’s a con man fall guy so billionaires can get away with corruption, while Trundle Dump takes the heat, profits while having no shame. He is deeply hated by most of the world, yet it seems like it’s all part of his strategy, to flood the system. That’s why: Trundle Dump is the King of the Fall Guy Game
Below are some infographics and other song versions about Trundle Dump, and the social and economic destruction:
Soundcloud:
Instrumental Hip Hop:
Trundle Dump Lyrics:
Meet Trundle Dump, the master of the crash
He smash the East wing of the White House just to make a little cash.
The high-society elites, they need a dirty deed
A corporate distraction for their overwhelming greed
They bribe Trundle Dump, with his loud and tacky styles
His corruption is so vast, he’s the main character of the Epstein files.
He’ll corrupt any policy, for the highest buyer,
A wrecking ball of hubris and a pathological liar.
(Chorus)
Oh, Trundle Dump! The professional fall guy!
He’ll tank the whole economy and never even ask why!
He extracts all of the value, while increasing national debt.
He’s the highest-paid disaster anyone has ever met.
Yeah, he breaks it, he takes it, he acts like a clown
While the real thieves are smiling as the building burns down!
He claims he is a genius, a tycoon of the age
While standing in the ruins of a bankrupt theater stage
The wealthy count their billions, safely out of sight
While Trundle takes the blame in the flashing camera light
He doesn’t mind the shame, he doesn’t mind the fines
As long as he’s the headline in the trashy gossip lines
He’ll take any valuable situation and turn it into lead
He spreads misinformation as he’s damaged in the head.
(Chorus)
Oh, Trundle Dump! The professional fall guy!
He’ll tank the whole economy and never even ask why!
He extracts all of the value, while increasing national debt.
He’s the highest-paid disaster anyone has ever met.
Yeah, he breaks it, he takes it, he acts like a clown
While the real thieves are smiling as the building burns down!
If you got a million or Billion he’ll listen to your plea,
Watch that lawsuit get dropped and criminal pardoned and set free
He’ll ruin the government and take all the blame
Trundle Dump, the king of the fall-guy game!
Funky Version of the Trundle Dump Song:
Funky Instrumental with just “Trundle Dump” as lyrics
